Top ten little known facts about me
I am a complete, total, and 100% shameless flirt.
I secretly revere communist philosophies, but at the same time I detest doing any actual work.
I really believe everything Bill Gates says about Microsoft changing the world.
I know around ten thousand different jokes, most of them funny, but I can never seem to remember more than two of them at once.
I would rather watch a bad movie than a good TV show.
I think the president is a real moron.
I'm sure I would've done very well in high school, but I had absolutely no desire to do anything other than drink beer and chase girls. (That part hasn't changed much over the years)
The only thing that really upsets me is apathy.
I think the world needs fewer top ten lists; Letterman is the only guy that ever really pulled it off without sounding dumb.
I use my computer so much, my chair has become an organic extension of my butt.
Other Stuff
Favorite color: Grey
Favorite soup: New England clam chowder
Favorite Beatle: John
Favorite word: Wonder
Favorite name: Alyosha
Favorite excuse for not going to work: My cat was feeling a little down, and I didn't want to leave him alone.
Favorite Bob Dylan song: Shelter From The Storm
Favorite reason for wanting to move to the mountains and time share with Jeremiah Johnson: No pagers at Jeremiah's Place.
Favorite breakfast cereal: Golden Grahams
Favorite bar: Knight Gallery
Favorite movie featuring thick Scottish accents: Trainspotting
Favorite cartoon animal: Dogbert
There's a lot more that I could say, but I don't want to type it, and you probably don't want to read it.
You may also be interested in the much newer About Me page on my blog.