Because I know you all really love these, here's more search engine goodness.

My power as The Tossed Salad Man is growing. I am now number one on Google and number five on Yahoo! for who is the tossed salad man? Everything is proceeding according to plan.

Straight out of left field comes spider repugnant smell. (Amazingly, number one on Google Canada.) I'm guessing somewhere in Canada is a person who really needs to see a doctor about a spider bite.

I have now become a premier destination for information on freshwater crustaceans. At least according to Google, where I am number eight for what's the difference between crayfish and crawdaddies?

Today someone thought this blog was a good place to stop in his quest for an ANN COULTER fuck doll. (Number four on Google.)

And my new favorite of the moment, I am number six on Google for this is not the salad of my people.

How does anilingus fit into kosher diet rules anyway? You can toss a salad, but not with cheese?

UPDATE: I've got another to add to this. This is possibly the scariest search engine hit ever. I am number five on Google for initials carved in flesh with soldering iron. It frightens me that people are looking for this. It frightens me more that people are looking to me for this.