Here are the entries for the MS Paint-a-palooza contest, presented in the order I received them.

From The Winged Pig:

based on his honorable mention haiku.

From Citrus:

based on… I don't know on which it's based. Like it matters. It's salad tossing shenanigans. Close enough.

From Dusti:

again based on The Winged Pig's haiku.

From Blog Kris:

based on a haiku from Citrus.

And finally, an 11th hour submission from tacit1:

based on her own submission.

The contest is now closed. I'll post any new entries I receive, but they won't be part of the contest. I'll consult with the other judges, Mark and Sister, and we'll choose a winner sometime this weekend.