Yesterday I added British newspaper The Guardian as an AvantGo channel. This morning I'm reading it for the first time and there's a link that catches my eye: "News Quiz." I think to myself, "that could be fun. I'll see how up I am on UK happenings."

So I'm taking the quiz and feeling pretty good about myself. I know the Queen has a cold, and I know that Mel B is getting all diva and preventing a Spice Girls reunion [shudder]. And then I get to question number seven.

7. Which British album was named best of the last 20 years in US magazine Spin?

Bastards.

I would have assumed that The Guardian was just taunting me, but given yesterday's events I can see that this quiz is a declaration of allegiance. The enemy is building an army to match ours. The battle lines are being drawn as we speak. We must remain steadfast.