So are you reading Bachem Macuno? You should be. Not only is this guy crazy funny, but he can actually write, too. Well, I'm assuming Bachem is a he. When he writes in the first person, it's always a male voice.

But anyway, Bachem writes mostly celebrity parodies. One of his posts even got a shout-out from The Huffington Post. I probably would have blogrolled him a long time ago, but he doesn't keep a traditional blog. He seems to start a new blog every time he posts something.

So that's pretty much the reason for this post. Rather than an ever-expanding list of links in my sidebar, I'm going to blogroll a link to this post. I'll just update this post whenever he adds a new blog.

Without further ado, here is a brief guide to Bachem Macuno.

The League of Bastards - His oldest blog, there are two posts here. One is about a squabble between Writer's Guild directors (it's funnier than it sounds). The other is a Band of Brothers DVD review by Ike Turner.

Rejected Love Is… comics - I remember the originals from back when they were still in style. I always thought they were a bit weird. Bachem thinks they're fair game. [Note: X rated]

I F*cked Ann Coulter In The Ass, Hard - To date, his masterpiece. A very naughty piece of fiction. [Note: very X rated.]

Back In Ann Coulter's Ass Saddle Again - A sequel to his previous Ann Coulter piece. This one is possibly naughtier than the original. It also features John Cusak. [Note: still very X rated]

Tom Cruise's Medical Forum - This one is a few weeks old, but it couldn't be more timely if he'd written it today. As you might imagine from the title, it's all about Tom Cruise's Scientology versus modern medicine.

Oprah Battles High-End French Boutique Racism - The title pretty much says it all on this one. Did you hear that thing about Oprah trying to get into a Hermes store after closing time? Yup, he's all over that.

One of the things I like about Bachem's writing is that each post is written in a different style. The Ann Coulter posts are first-person fiction, the DVD review is written in Ike Turner's own voice, the comics blog is just images without commentary, the Oprah post is styled like a news story, and the Tom Cruise post is in interview format. So maybe "Bachem Macuno" is more than one person. Maybe Bachem is just one brilliantly twisted individual. Either way, I can't wait to see what twit celebrity Bachem takes on next.

Update: The Learning Abscess - New post, new blog. This one is a parody of the catalogs produced by The Learning Annex. My favorite class is "Discover the Ancient Art of Pimping With Renowned Ho Master Snooky Watkins." There are definitely a few laughs here.

Update 2: The League of Bastards blog has been updated and now features a letter exposing a most unusual design flaw in Sony's DCR-DVD301 Handycam.

Update 3: The League of Bastards blog has been updated again and now features a ghostwritten column by Army Archerd. Also, I noticed something curious yesterday when sniffing around for Bachem updates. Each of Bachem's blogs is owned by a different Blogger user account. So there appears to be at least seven different profiles with the name "Bachem Macuno" attached.