At lunch time today, my sister Sister stopped by my office. She usually stops by for lunch once or twice a week. Today was the first time Keeks came along. A few minutes after they arrived, Keeks asked for advice.

See, last night she was at a guy friend's house and had quite a bit to drink. This morning she woke up hung over, naked, in guy friend's bed with guy friend, covered in blood, and no memory of how she got there.

"So, Fish… how should I handle this?" she said. I was too busy snickering and teasing her to actually give advice, so I thought maybe you, my all-knowing readers, could help her out a bit.

Got any suggestions? Let her know. Or maybe just tease her like I did.