So today's my birthday. Yesterday my sister Sister took me out for lunch. Waiting on the seat of her car was my present.

Before the present, a little background. Sister just had a housewarming. A few weeks ago Girlfriend and I were walking around Sam's Club looking for something to buy her. Girlfriend was quite sensibly thinking of useful things.

I was thinking a little different. I wanted to get something they could use, but something they'd almost hate using. I was thinking some vast quantity of some kind of canned good. Something that would keep almost indefinitely, but once opened would have to be used fairly quickly.

I settled on a massive can of nacho cheese dip. It was perfect, I thought. This would've been the most frivolous gift ever. I say "would've" because Girlfriend absolutely refused to let me walk out of that place with a massive can of nacho cheese dip.

No, she insisted we buy Sister a "real" gift. Pfft. Damn women. So I couldn't give Sister the gift I wanted, but I at least told her about it and we both had a good laugh.

So yesterday I went to get into her car to go to lunch. My present was sitting on the seat waiting for me.

That's 6 pounds 11 ounces of cheddar cheese sauce. And not just any cheddar cheese sauce. That's condensed cheddar cheese sauce. "Add 54 ounces of water. Stir until smooth."

And it's Ricos brand cheese sauce. Always a sign of quality.

Ok, so who wants nachos?