[Ed. note: republished with permission from Lulu's blog.]
 

Greetings to all of you. I am Lulu's Bitch, a.k.a. Lulu's ManServant #1. Vixen that she is, Lulu continuously taunts me with the possibility that I am merely one of many ManServants. But at least I'm ManServant #1. So I've got that going for me, which is nice.

Yesterday Lulu mentioned that she's slightly uneasy about leaving her blog without updates for the next several… you know, I should just rehash the conversation for you.

Lulu: "Slave!"

Me: "Yes, Mistress Lulu."

Lulu: "I'm concerned about leaving my blog go without updates."

Me: "Why, Mistress Lulu?"

Lulu: "I don't want my readers to abandon me."

Me: "They will not do that, Mistress Lulu. Your readers love you."

Lulu: "Hmm. Perhaps. But I don't like going for so long without updates."

…

Lulu: "Slave!"

Me: "Yes, Mistress Lulu."

Lulu: "I want you to post on my behalf while I am away."

Me: "Yes, Mistress Lulu. Whatever Mistress desires."

And there you have it. As we all know, our Lulu is irreplaceable. I'll be a faint shadow. I'll be methadone to her heroin. If we're lucky, I'll be just enough to get us all through the cold, dark, Lulu-less days ahead.

So… hi!