[Ed. note: republished with permission.]
 

To mellow and enhance her strong flavors, a shot of Lulu is best enjoyed with a wedge of lemon and a pinch of salt.
 

Wine with lesbians
Everyone wants our Lulu
'Cuz she's so damn hot.
 

A hypothetical conversation.

You: Haiku? That's all you've got? That's weak. What the hell's wrong with you?

Me: Hey, give me a break. It's Saturday. I'm just phoning this shit in.