Monthly archives for November, 2005

Wednesday, November 30, 2005

A crisis of stupidity

Recently, my computer has been acting up on me a little bit. Five or six times in the past two weeks, it's spontaneously turned itself off.

The first time it happened I thought it was a power surge. After that I started thinking it was a failing power supply, or maybe a dying cooling fan.

I figured it out just a bit ago. The problem is both simple and stupid.

I have feet, and apparently I use them badly.

So my computer has a great rats nest of wires, right? And everything's plugged into a surge arrestor, right? And that surge arrestor has one master switch, right? Can you see where I'm going here?

My house has an old school hydronic heating system. A boiler in the basement feeds hot water and steam through pipes all over the house. Nearly every room has at least one wall with that long, low "mini-radiator" running its length.

Well, that mini-radiator is a very cozy place to put my feet. But the part of the surge arrestor with the switch had wiggled under the edge of the radiator's cover. So every time I put my feet up, my computer would shut off.

And I didn't figure this out until the fifth or sixth time it happened.

I know, I know. I'm a super detective. The real-life CSI people have been calling and everything.

On a cold and gray Chicago mornin' another little baby child is born…

Did you know that there are invisible railroad tracks right next to my office? Yeah, it's true. And the neighbors live on the other side of them.

I never got around to blogging about how the woman next door once tried to pay a bill with us using her welfare check. But now I've got something new to talk about.

She's got a stolen Goodwill shopping cart outside her back porch.

How ghetto is that?

Sister

Bad day, little sis?
She laughs to keep from crying.
We joke at penguins.

I hope this isn't a trend

That cutie on the local a.m. news has a new hairstyle. It's totally unflattering on her. This is really going to hamper my drooling.

Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Carry on

Yeah, so I looked into it a little more. CSS-3 isn't as big a deal as I thought it was going to be.

FF 1.5 is still pretty damn cool, though.

Like a kid at Christmas

It's here! It's here!

Firefox 1.5 gets released tonight. It's out of beta and it now supports CSS-3. Woohoo!

("Woohoo" along with me. Trust me, that's cool.)

Death comes for us all

And today Death came for the office mascot, Midi the fish.

Middle Management Flunkie, called Midi by his friends, passed away quietly in the night. We just now noticed.

Those wishing to pay respect may sprinkle fish flakes near the tree under which we threw him.

Come on!

Is it lunch time yet? (Time is an illusion. Lunch time, doubly so.) I'm ravenously hungry. And I really want that goof off time. You know, as opposed to the rest of my day, wherein I pretend to work and goof off anyway.

I wonder if they were thanked in the liner notes?

Is it just me or does that Green Day song "Holiday" remind anyone else of Dead Kennedys "California Uber Alles?" That whole bit with "The representative from California has the floor" feels like something DK would have done.

I'm showing my age here, aren't I?

Monday, November 28, 2005

And while I'm on the subject…

What's the deal with Sony and product names nobody's quite sure how to pronounce? Vaio? Clie? Aibo? What the hell are they thinking?