Is it lunch time yet? (Time is an illusion. Lunch time, doubly so.) I'm ravenously hungry. And I really want that goof off time. You know, as opposed to the rest of my day, wherein I pretend to work and goof off anyway.
People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks.
Is it lunch time yet? (Time is an illusion. Lunch time, doubly so.) I'm ravenously hungry. And I really want that goof off time. You know, as opposed to the rest of my day, wherein I pretend to work and goof off anyway.