[Ed. note: republished with permission.]
 

First of all, have any of you missed the song lyrics? I've really been slacking on that. I threw out Disco Duck on the first day and never went back to it. To make up for that a bit, I'll toss this out now.

Everybody wants to understand you
Everybody wants to hold you in their arms
Well she's thrown away the key now
And locked the door
I don't think she'll come out anymore
 

(You may now commence Googling.)
 

Here's hoping that Mistress does, in fact, return as planned. When Mistress assigned me this task, her plan was to return to this blog within the next couple of days. Assuming that holds (and she's not held hostage by Colin Farrell and a leprechaun), this will be my last post here.

Let's take stock of things. I've got a lame introductory post, a four part interview, two photo posts, six haiku, the song lyrics above this, several tequila references, lots of boobage, and "A Day In The Life" (a.k.a. "Funniest Thing I've Ever Written.") Pretty good week, I think.

I want to thank Mistress Lulu for giving me the chance to fill her sassy black pumps while she's away. And I want to thank all of you for reading, for laughing with me, and, uh, for laughing at me.

I've been thinking that I want my last post to be something a little more serious. I discarded several ideas before I finally settled on this one: let's all say something nice to her. Let's fill Mistress Lulu's comments with sweet little missives about how much we missed her.

I'll get it started.

I've missed you, Lulu. My days are brighter when you're a part of them