…the day I box up shit to take back to the store.

You remember me telling you last week that my mother called looking for gift ideas for me? She suggested "Serenity." I told her I was planning on buying it that very day. She told me not to buy it, so that she could buy it for me instead.

Remember when I told you I'll lay odds I'd be buying Serenity for myself on the 26th?

It's the 26th. Guess what I bought myself this morning?