Monthly archives for January, 2006

Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Elvis has left the building

Alan Greenspan

Drive-thru salvation

Sunday piety:
sing some hymns and leave some change.
"You want fries with that?"

Have you got it?

Oscar nominations were announced this morning. For the past five years or so, Sister and I have bet on who can correctly predict the most winners. We usually wager lunch. Sister hasn't won yet.

I'm signed up at oscars.com for their big sweepstakes (the prize sucks this year, by the way). I've created a group so that any of you who might like to enter our little contest can join in.

You want in on this? Go here sign up. If you like, you can then join my group, "The Fish's Group." It's a private group, so you'll need the password, "thefish."

A girl named Hector

With dreams in her hair
and her sleeves full of secrets
she leaves trails of stars

Monday, January 30, 2006

A snippet

Sister: Step One - Get angry

Xan: Step Two - Get out one of Xan's swords

Sister: I thought about it…But then I thought that was very … 'Kill Bill' of me. And I don't think I could do Uma.

Me: I really don't want to see you "do" Uma.

It's true…

…that parents mellow a little more with each child. There is no way in hell my mother would have let me move a girlfriend into her house like she's let my 21-year old brother.

A snippet

The Bunny: I wish I hadn't spent all that money this weekend.

Fish: Well, we knew that's exactly what we were going to do.

Bunny: Yeah, well, sometimes you've just gotta say "what the fuck?"

(pause)

Bunny: I just say that every day.

Monday

On Monday morning-
an old woman in black coat
shovels her sidewalk

Saturday, January 28, 2006

Janurary (modern)

January-
a bird bath
full of ice

Friday, January 27, 2006

Untitled haiku (modern)

Through the window-
a man walks by in a hoodie
and rock-star-tight jeans