(The phone rings)

Me: Good morning.

Guy on phone: Is Goat in?

Me: No, sorry, he's out. Is there anything I can help you with?

Guy on phone: No, Goat's been helping me out with something.

Me: Ok. Would you like to leave a message?

Guy on phone: Yeah. Would you have him call Gary at the radio station?

Me: Oh, hi Gary! I didn't recongnize your voice.

Gary: Hi, Fish. How are you today?

Me: Pretty good. You?

Gary: Pretty much the same.

Me: Hey, while I've got you on the line there's something I've been wondering.

Gary: What's that?

Me: What's with the whole "Bee" thing?

Gary: What do you mean?

Me: There's no B in your call letters.

Gary: It's a marketing thing. Somebody decided The Bee is catchy.

Me: That it is. But weren't there any other options?

Gary: I don't know. There were probably a few other suggestions.

Me: But they settled on B?

Gary: Yeah.

Me: In spite of the fact that there's no B in the call letters?

Gary: Well, it ties in with a cute animal mascot.

Me: There are other animals.

Gary: You don't like our Bee?

Me: No, the Bee is cool. But you could have picked an animal that matches the call letters.

Gary: What matches the call letters?

Me: Uhh… weasel.

Gary: Ha ha ha! Like that's gonna happen.

Me: Oh, come on! That's got potential.

Gary: Sure it does.

Me: Keep it tuned to the Weasel.

Gary: Nice try.

Me: Weasel rock.

Gary: Umm…

Me: Rockin' with the Weasel.

Gary: That one's kinda dirty.

Me: Weasel Radio!

Gary: You're reaching.

Me: Umm…

Gary: Got any more?

Me: I think I'm out.

Gary: Alright. So have Goat give me a call at the Bee, would ya?