A less obtrusive version, designed for the sidebar. For better search engine baiting, I added the Bush family's last names. I removed the section about conservative commentators to keep the script a little cleaner. I also added a bunch of keywords.
For the document <head>:
<script type="text/javascript" language="JavaScript"> var bushPeople=new Array( 'George W. Bush', 'Jenna Bush', 'Barbara Bush', 'Laura Bush', 'Barney the dog' ); var bushActions=new Array( 'humps', 'snelches', 'snowballs', 'cornholes', 'teabags', 'pole dances', 'alligator slaps', 'logjams', 'bagpipes', 'six-packs', 'fists' ); var bushThings=new Array( 'on a webcam', 'midgets', 'horses', 'invalids', 'corpses', 'clowns', 'toothless old ladies', 'gay whales', 'altar boys' ); </script>
For the document <body>:
<script type="text/javascript" language="JavaScript">document.write( "<h2 class=\"sidebar-title\">Random Bush Family porn</h2><ul><li>" + bushPeople[ Math.round(Math.random()*(bushPeople.length-1)) ] + " " + bushActions[ Math.round(Math.random()*(bushActions.length-1)) ] + " " + bushThings[ Math.round(Math.random()*(bushThings.length-1)) ] + "</li></ul>");</script>
And again, I'm open to suggestions.