GD had a kick ass idea. Random Bush porn in every post, which you'll see has now been implemented. This first release is a stable script, but needs more polish. Here's the code if you want it for yourself.
For the <head> section of your template:
<script type="text/javascript" language="JavaScript"> var bushPeople=new Array( 'W.', 'Jenna', 'Barbara', 'Laura', 'Barney the dog' ); var bushActions=new Array( 'snelches', 'snowballs', 'cornholes', 'teabags', 'pole dances' ); var bushThings=new Array( 'a webcam', 'midgets', 'horses', 'invalids', 'corpses' ); var bushTalkingHeads=new Array( 'Ann Coulter', 'Bill O\'Reilly', 'Rush Limbaugh', 'Sean Hannity', 'Michelle Malkin' ); </script>
For the <body> section of your template:
<script type="text/javascript" language="JavaScript">document.write( "<br /><br /><br /><br />Random Bush Family porn\: " + bushPeople[ Math.round(Math.random()*(bushPeople.length-1)) ] + " " + bushActions[ Math.round(Math.random()*(bushActions.length-1)) ] + " with " + bushThings[ Math.round(Math.random()*(bushThings.length-1)) ] + " and " + bushTalkingHeads[ Math.round(Math.random()*(bushTalkingHeads.length-1)) ]);</script>
You can adjust the number of <br /> tags to create the desired spacing. You can remove them completely if you like.
Feedback welcome. Danny, anything you'd like to add?