Your armpits are so hairy you look like you've got Cher in a headlock.
Monthly archives for February, 2006
Friday, February 24, 2006
Truth in advertising
I just finished with some orange Tic-Tacs. I ate the whole pack.
Do the Tic-Tac people really think they're fooling people by calling them mints? They sure seem like candy to me.
Finally!
564 strips later and Marten's finally getting some action!
A snippet
The Bunny: I think these pants are good enough to wear. I'm just going for a massage.
Me: Who cares about your clothes? You're just going to get nekkid anyway.
Bunny: Mmm… it would be nice to get nekkid with you… and my boobage.
Me: Boobage? You've been reading Lulu again.
February (modern)
February-
crusty kid boogers
at the bus stop
Thursday, February 23, 2006
This is how I know…
…I should be a member of the Hollywood elite.
'cuz I'd look good in those bra and pantie sets.
Er… wait…
Dammit
I just called a guy to say I needed his Norton CD to reinstall his anti-virus software on his laptop. He told me the CD is in his laptop bag, which is currently at my feet.
I hate it when I do that. I never think to look in the carrying bag.
Me: I, like, need your CD.
Him: It's, like, in the bag I, like, left with you.
(pause)
Him: Like, ass.
I feel doubly stupid because the guy's name is Digger. I made myself look like an ass to a guy named Digger.
Kid insult of the day
You're so stupid, when the movie said, "No one under 17 allowed," you went to find 16 friends.
Is it appropriate…
…to shake your booty while waiting on the crosswalk? I say yes, especially if you're moved to booty shaking by N.E.R.D.
Every morning
Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep!
Whazzat? Huh? What's going on?
The alarm clock?! Nooo!