Changes: updated link, added new variables (bushActions array now has twenty variables; no more will be added to this array), removed <hr /> for better display on most blogs, new file download version
Download here: http://feastofcrumbs.com/downloads/bushpornv05.js (hotlinking disabled, use this on your own web space)
Or copy and paste these blocks into your document/template.
For your document <head>:
<script type="text/javascript" language="JavaScript"> var bushPeople=new Array( 'George W. Bush ', 'Jenna Bush ', 'Barbara Bush ', 'Laura Bush ', 'Barney the dog ', 'Jeb Bush ', 'Columba Bush ', 'George P. Bush ', 'Jeb Bush Jr. ', 'Noelle Bush ' ); var bushActions=new Array( 'snelches ', 'snowballs ', 'cornholes ', 'teabags ', 'alligator slaps ', 'logjams ', 'bagpipes ', 'six-packs ', 'fists ', 'daisy chains ', 'dry humps ', 'fluffs ', 'hot plates ', 'KitKats ', 'monkey cups ', 'muppets ', 'Neopolitans ', 'circle jerks ', 'Picassos ', 'sherbet dips ' ); var bushThings=new Array( 'on a webcam', 'in the First Lady\'s box', 'midgets', 'horses', 'invalids', 'corpses', 'clowns', 'toothless old ladies', 'gay whales', 'altar boys', 'hermaphrodites', 'Britney Spears', 'Terry Schiavo', 'shemales', 'Smurfs', 'stray dogs' ); </script>
For your document <body>:
<script type="text/javascript" language="JavaScript">document.write( "<h2 class=\"sidebar-title\">Random Bush Family porn</h2><ul><li>" + bushPeople[ Math.round(Math.random()*(bushPeople.length-1)) ] + bushActions[ Math.round(Math.random()*(bushActions.length-1)) ] + bushThings[ Math.round(Math.random()*(bushThings.length-1)) ] + "</li><li><a href=\"http://feastofcrumbs.com/blog/2006/02/random-bush-family-porn-generator-v05/\" title=\"A Feast of Crumbs: Random Bush Family porn generator v0.5\">Get your own copy</a></li></ul>");</script>