Because she's so damn sweet, The Bunny bought me a copy of King Kong this morning. When I came downstairs this morning it was sitting on my desk with a little greeting card attached. After the expected "Aww, you're so sweet, thank you" business, I opened the card.

I held the envelope in so that I saw the back of the card as I was pulling it out. I immediately was drawn to the "Christian Connections" logo. "What the hell?" I thought. "She bought me a Christian card? What the hell's the matter with her?"

So I turn the card over, read the front and then open it. Bunny had written inside:

Fish,

Ignore the fact that this is a "Christian" card…

Does she know me or what?