I'm still reading that Klosterman book, Fargo Rock City, so I'm on something of an 80s hard rock kick lately. I've had this craving for Guns 'N Roses so I thought now would be a good time to grab my Appetite for Destruction CD and encode a copy to stick on my PDA.

<groan /> It's always a pain in the ass to dig through all my CDs to find anything. I steeled myself for the annoyance and sat in front the bottom drawer of the CD racks with a mental picture of what the side of the CD case looks like (black background, red and yellow text).

Amazingly, I found it in seconds. Yay me! So I took it over to my computer to make some mp3s, only to find the case empty.

Dammit. I'm pretty sure Michael Douglas stole my Guns 'N Roses CD.