[Read this one first.]

The Bunny: I'm going up to take a shower.

Me: k, hon.

Bunny: And because I'm so swell, I'll take this kitty litter up too.

(A moment later)

Bunny: [whump] Oh, fuck! [whump... whump... plop... shifting sand noise] Oh, this is bad.

Me: What? What happened?

Bunny: I've got to go to the bathroom!

(I go to the bottom of the stairs. The box of cat litter is missing its top and litter is everywhere.)

Me: What happened?

Bunny (from upstairs): The top of the box just tore right off! One minute it's in my hand, the next it's falling down the stairs!

Me: Hmm.

(pause)

Me: We should've got the jug.

(long pause)

Bunny: I'm just not going to say anything.