Goat: Damn grass. I'm going to have to mow the lawn soon.
Me: We should get goats.
Goat: heh.
Me: A herd of goats to eat all the grass.
(pause)
Me: And then I guess we'll also need something that eats goat shit.
You seek for knowledge and wisdom, as I once did; and I ardently hope that the gratification of your wishes may not be a serpent to sting you, as mine has been.
Goat: Damn grass. I'm going to have to mow the lawn soon.
Me: We should get goats.
Goat: heh.
Me: A herd of goats to eat all the grass.
(pause)
Me: And then I guess we'll also need something that eats goat shit.