The Bunny: They're all out of the cat litter we usually buy.

Me: It's not that important we get it today. We could check tomorrow.

Bunny: Why don't we try this?

Me: Hmm… uh, okay.

Bunny: Chicken, when Daddy says that he really means, "I don't like it."

Me: Heh. I don't like the box. I like the jugs.

(pause)

Me: Whatever. Does it really matter? Get that one if you want. That's fine.

(She grabs the box from the shelf.)

Bunny: Oof! I got it.

Me: Chicken, when Mommy says that she really means, "Are you gonna carry this, you lazy fuck?"