Why hasn't anyone noticed this before? Every single time Dateline does an exposé on internet predators, Chris Hanson is always there!

I can see how the production meetings go.
 

Producer guy: We need to do another "14 year old girl catching pervs" story.

Chris Hanson (thinking): 14 year old girls? I'm there.
 

It's all so obvious now. Anytime there's a house with a 14 year old girl meeting older men for sex, Chris Hanson is there. And it's been right in front of us all along. I feel so used. I'm going to be sick.