Last night:

Me: Did I tell you I started a new book?

The Bunny: Yeah?

Me: Yeah. (Blah blah blah, blahbedy blah blah….)

(pause)

Me: (Blah blah blah, blahbedy blah blah….)

(pause)

Me: (Blah blah blah, blahbedy blah blah….)

Bunny: You know I love you?

Me: Ye-e-ah.

(pause)

Bunny: Uh, that's it?

Me: Oh. The way you said that seemed like "I love you… but I wasn't really listening."

(silence)

Me: Or did you intend to leave that unsaid?

(pause)

Me: Ri-i-i-ght.

Bunny: Uh, I'm sorry sweety, I was kind of blocking you out there.

Me: 'sokay. I was just talking about how you're not listening.

Bunny: hahaha!

Me: Seriously, that's what I was talking about.

Bunny: Umm… ok!