Changes: added new variables (bushPeople and bushThings arrays now have twenty variables; no more variables will be added), all arrays now completed
Download here: http://feastofcrumbs.com/downloads/bushpornv06.js (hotlinking disabled, use this on your own web space)
Or copy and paste these blocks into your document/template.
For your document <head>:
<script type="text/javascript" language="JavaScript"> var bushPeople=new Array( 'George W. Bush ', 'Jenna Bush ', 'Barbara Bush ', 'Laura Bush ', 'Barney the dog ', 'Jeb Bush ', 'Columba Bush ', 'George P. Bush ', 'Jeb Bush Jr. ', 'Noelle Bush ', 'Neil Bush ', 'Lauren Bush ', 'Pierce Bush ', 'Ashley Bush ', 'Marvin Bush ', 'Marshall Bush ', 'Walker Bush ', 'Dorothy Bush ', 'Robert Bush ', 'Pauline Bush ' ); var bushActions=new Array( 'snelches ', 'snowballs ', 'cornholes ', 'teabags ', 'alligator slaps ', 'logjams ', 'bagpipes ', 'six-packs ', 'fists ', 'daisy chains ', 'dry humps ', 'fluffs ', 'hot plates ', 'KitKats ', 'monkey cups ', 'muppets ', 'Neopolitans ', 'circle jerks ', 'Picassos ', 'sherbet dips ' ); var bushThings=new Array( 'on a webcam', 'in the First Lady\'s box', 'midgets', 'horses', 'invalids', 'corpses', 'clowns', 'toothless old ladies', 'gay whales', 'altar boys', 'hermaphrodites', 'Britney Spears', 'Terry Schiavo', 'shemales', 'Smurfs', 'stray dogs', 'interns', 'foreign insurgents', 'hairy transvestites', 'small Asian men' ); </script>
For your document <body>:
<script type="text/javascript" language="JavaScript">document.write( "<h2 class=\"sidebar-title\">Random Bush Family porn</h2><ul><li>" + bushPeople[ Math.round(Math.random()*(bushPeople.length-1)) ] + bushActions[ Math.round(Math.random()*(bushActions.length-1)) ] + bushThings[ Math.round(Math.random()*(bushThings.length-1)) ] + "</li><li><a href=\"http://feastofcrumbs.com/blog/2006/06/random-bush-family-porn-generator-v06/\" title=\"A Feast of Crumbs: Random Bush Family porn generator v0.6\">Get your own copy</a></li></ul>");</script>