The Bunny: Didn't The Chicken feed the kitties this morning?

Me: Yeah, he fed them.

Bunny: Really? They really cleaned up. Those dishes look like they could have been washed.

Me: He fed them. I'll bet he left the empty packet on the counter.

(I turn to look at the counter and see Bunny drinking milk straight out of the jug.)

Bunny: (gulp, gulp) Who the fuck was drinking milk straight out of the jug? That's gross! Goddammit, was that you? And after you just ate a brownie? Nasty!

(pause)

Me: Uh-huh.