The Chicken: Dad?

Me: Yeah?

Chicken: Have you ever gone to that bar named "Pete's Place?"

Me: Once or twice.

Chicken: Did you ever see any drugs there?

Me: No.

Chicken: Mom says there are drugs there.

Me: I wouldn't really know. I never saw anything like that, but I've only been there once or twice. I never liked the atmosphere. It's not my kind of place.

Chicken: Mom says she never wanted to go in there until she found out there are drugs there.

Me: hahaha! I think you got that backwards, Chicken. Mom hasn't wanted to go there since she found out there are drugs there.

Chicken: Oh. Yeah, that's what I mean.