So I've got this super spiffy plugin Search Meter, right? Search Meter keeps totals of the queries people make using the built-in WordPress search feature. Results are tallied over a rolling thirty day period, so I don't have "all-time results," but I always know what people are looking for now.

The top search for the last thirty days? Chocolate cheese. What the hell? I totally don't understand how seemingly so many people can be interested in that. With 54 searches in the past month, there have been more searches for chocolate cheese than for the next four searches combined. (If you're curious, the next four are "none" with 19 [I really don't get that one], "grr" with 14, "debra" with 13, and "Radiohead" with 7 [fuckers].)

So what's up? Is this "the will of the people?" Are you trying to tell me to make this an all chococheese, all the time blog?