[Sunday afternoon]

The Chicken: (At the computer) Mom?

Bunny: Yeah?

Chicken: How do you spell "dead body?"

Bunny: What?

Chicken: How do you spell "dead body?"

Me: Why do you want to know?

Chicken: Just tell me how to spell it.

Bunny: D-E-A…

Chicken: One letter at a time! D… E… A…

Bunny: D… space… B-O-D-Y

Chicken: D-E-A-D… B-O-D-Y

Bunny: And then if you want "bodies," it's B-O-D-I-E-S.

Me: Chicken.

Chicken: Yeah, Dad?

Me: Why do you want to know?

Chicken: I'm going to look for pictures of dead bodies on the internet.

Me: Um, NO!