I feel chilled. I don't know if that means I'm getting feverish or if it's genuinely getting colder.
Monthly archives for May, 2007
Thursday, May 31, 2007
A little less ick
I've had a coffee, some aspirin and a cigarette. I feel slightly less like ass now.
100 things
13. I don't shave, but neither do I have a beard. In this sense, I narrowly define shaving as using a blade or electric shaver to cut my whiskers down to bare skin. Yeah, I don't do that. At least not very often.
I have very sensitive skin. I can't shave more often than about once every four or five days without my skin getting red and irritated. My skin feels pretty good on the day I shave, but is itchy as all hell for the few days afterward. Shaving just isn't worth the inconvenience and discomfort.
The last time I shaved was Saturday, for the wedding. The time before that was probably at least three or four years ago. I probably won't shave again for another few years. Instead of dragging a blade across my face, once or twice a week I use a beard trimmer with the blade guard removed to keep my whiskers short. This leaves me with growth that varies from "Detective Sonny Crocket" to "Hey, are you trying to grow a beard?"
Ick
I might be getting sick. I feel like ass. I want to go back to bed.
Wednesday, May 30, 2007
Anyone?
Anyone know how to use PHP to send X-Headers with cURL? Anyone? No? Never hurts to ask.
Asshole!
It's a shame there's no asshole hunting season. I can think of at least one person I'd like to shoot.
Link:
Something that sucks and something that doesn't
Stupid people suck.
Last night was "Family Night" at The Chicken's school. We missed last year's Family Night so we had no idea what to expect this year. It turns out that what we should have expected was recess with snacks. Maybe there was more to it than that, but the things started before I finished work.
Anyway, we were sitting on the lunchroom style tables noshing on our chips when I couldn't help but overhear a conversation on the other side of the table behind me. An orca fat woman with bad hair would not let her son go outside to the playground with most of the other kids because it might rain. The kid didn't really like this answer, so he argued the point a little. After he gave up and wandered away, the woman turned to the toothless wonder next to her and said "This school needs to start teaching these kids what 'no' means."
Grr. I just about shit.
Fucking assclown. As a parent, it's your fucking job to teach your kids how to behave. Schools are for teaching science and math. If you're not going to teach your child "what no means," don't expect anyone else to do it for you. Oh, and by the way, you need someone to help you choose the right size bra. They're not supposed to be resting on your lap like that, slick.
So yeah. Stupid people suck. However, new plugins do not suck.
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Tuesday, May 29, 2007
Another 28 weeks later
I saw 28 Weeks Later again tonight. It's pretty damn good the second time around, too. All the surprises were gone, but I noticed a lot more.
Snicker
Goat just said "squirt, squirt, squirt." heh.