(I'm sitting on the couch, watching a movie.)

The Chicken: Stop for a second!

Me: What?

Chicken: Stop!

(He sits on the couch next to me, crosses his legs and pinches together his thumbs and index fingers.)

Me: What are you doing?

Chicken: H-o-o-o-m-m-m-m-e.

(pause)

Chicken: H-o-o-o-m-m-m-m-e.

Me: Chicken?

Chicken: H-o-o-o-m-m-m-m-e.

(pause)

Me: Chicken?

(He scratches his nose. From the inside.)

Chicken: H-o-o-o-m-m-m-m-e.

Me: Chicken, what are you doing?

Chicken: Meditating. And picking my nose.