(Happened a few days ago.)

Me: Are there any movies you're looking forward to seeing, buddy?

The Chicken: Yeah!

Me: Like what?

Chicken: I want to see Rise of The Silver Surfer.

Me: That one's coming out pretty soon, isn't it?

Chicken: Yeah, Friday!

Me: Wow, this weekend already?

Chicken: Can we go see it?

Me: Maybe. We'll see.

Chicken: We should go for Father's Day.

Me: Aw, you want to take me to the movies for Father's Day?

Chicken: Yeah!

Me: You want to take me to the movies?

Chicken: Yeah!

Me: Your treat?

Chicken: Yeah!

Me: You're paying?

Chicken: Nuh-uh! I'm not paying, you're paying!

Me: Ok… so… you want to take me to the movies for Father's Day, your treat, and I'm paying.

Chicken: Yeah!

Me: Wow, that's a pretty good deal for you.

Chicken: [He giggles.] Yeah!