(On the couch playing video games)

The Chicken: Hey Dad?

Me: Hey Chicken.

Chicken: You know what my favorite pet would be?

Me: Dunno. What?

Chicken: A monkey.

Me: Named "Goof?"

Chicken: Yeah, a monkey named Goof. Do you think that would be cool?

Me: Dunno. Maybe.

(pause)

Chicken: With a nacho hat.

Me: A monkey named Goof with a nacho hat?

Chicken: Yeah. But not to eat, just to wear. Do you think that would be cool?

Me: Dunno. Maybe.

(pause)

Chicken: Hey Dad?

Me: Hey Chicken.

Chicken: I like our Saturdays together.

Me: Me too, Buddy.