Quote of the day: "Pull my finger! Come on, pull my finger! Please? Ok, I'll pull my own finger."

Woohoo! The Bunny came home from work this morning with six volumes of Sopranos DVDs.

I'm a dumbass. I brought three bottles of wine to dinner, but forgot the corkscrew.

I think my sister just told me two people are fucking a dolphin in her bathroom. I may have misunderstood.

The Chicken is playing Super Mario Galaxy. That damn Princess is always getting her Japanimated ass into trouble.

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Elvis Costello's "Veronica" was on the radio this morning on the way to work. I haven't heard that song in ages. Is Costello still around?

My legs are asleep, but the cat is so cute and warm laying on them. What to do, what to do?

It drives me batty watching the staff at the restaurant next door ignore their ringing telephone.

Whenever I watch Happy Feet (which is disturbingly often), I have a crazy urge to learn to tap dance.