Yes, please. Illustrate your point with a picture of a dude's ass. Thank you.

You see anything in the news about the mayor of San Fransisco getting caught with his dick in someone else's wife?

San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom's re-election campaign manager resigned Wednesday after confronting the mayor about an affair Newsom had with his wife while she worked in the mayor's office, City Hall sources said.

Alex Tourk, 39, who served as Newsom's deputy chief of staff before becoming his campaign manager in September, confronted the mayor after his wife, Ruby Rippey-Tourk, told him of the affair as part of a rehabilitation program she had been undergoing for substance abuse…

Whoops.

You know, I really don't care about San Fransisco politics. Hearing people call Newsome things like "the next great progressive leader" really pricks up my ears, but I still just can't be bothered to pay attention to the guy. At least until someone mentions sex.

Gavin Newsome is kind of hot. He's a handsome man and a rising star, so he's got definite player potential. After all, here he is with two women trying to marry him:

So the guy can't go to the john without tripping over a willing woman. What kind of women does he choose? Here's his ex-secretary, Ruby Rippey-Tourk:

Nice! She's pretty. I can see why Gavin liked her. But what about his wife? From what was Newsome walking away when he got involved with Blondie there? Here's his ex-wife, Kimberly Guilfoyle:

Holy fuckbuckets! So… Newsome was married… to a guy in drag? He was in the process of divorcing Butch when he got involved with Blondie?

I so forgive him.