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Thursday, November 22, 2007

I'm a dumbass

I'm a dumbass. I brought three bottles of wine to dinner, but forgot the corkscrew.

I may have misunderstood

I think my sister just told me two people are fucking a dolphin in her bathroom. I may have misunderstood.

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Could steroids have made Barry Bonds' head grow in size?

Super Mario Galaxy

The Chicken is playing Super Mario Galaxy. That damn Princess is always getting her Japanimated ass into trouble.

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Lollipop?

(We're sitting around the living room, each doing our own thing. Out of the blue…)

The Chicken: I love you, Dad.

Me: I love you too, Buddy.

Chicken: I'd love you more if you gave me a lollipop.

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Veronica

Elvis Costello's "Veronica" was on the radio this morning on the way to work. I haven't heard that song in ages. Is Costello still around?

Monday, November 19, 2007

Tough call

My legs are asleep, but the cat is so cute and warm laying on them. What to do, what to do?

Annoying!

It drives me batty watching the staff at the restaurant next door ignore their ringing telephone.

Happy Feet

Whenever I watch Happy Feet (which is disturbingly often), I have a crazy urge to learn to tap dance.