Storm Products, Inc. is working hard to address the issue of smelly balls. Well, that's a little misleading. The article's actually about scented bowling balls. Which isn't actually any less silly.
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Dutch researcher Kees Moeliker was recently in England discussing his award-winning paper about a homosexual necrophiliac duck. The Guardian has lots of tidbits like "I made some photographs and the mallard almost continuously copulated his dead congener." Do you think those pictures will find their way to the internet? There could be a market for gay dead duck porn.
A homosexual necrophiliac duck. I can't get enough of that. A homosexual necrophiliac duck.
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The U.K. government has issued a product safety warning about a batch of fake condoms in circulation. They look like they're supposed to, but don't meet product standards and may not prevent STD or pregnancy. Wouldn't that just suck? You get all of the hassle and none of the benefit.
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Wired News has an article on AdultWork, which they describe as "a new British website helping people to become part-time prostitutes." Brighton might be a little far away for a booty call, but it's interesting seeing how much a 25 year old bisexual woman charges for a golden shower.