It's مجلة الفاتح, the Hamas for kids website! Ok, actually… don't look. It's completely boring.

Several times before I'd heard about how the editors of this website (intended for elementary school children) will occasionally publish something truly bizarre, like fawning write ups of missile attacks or flowery praise for those young people who blow themselves up in Israel.

For a few weeks I've had a draft post sitting around with little more than a link to that website. Every couple of days I'd check the site to eyeball a little more content in my quest for freaky. This quest was seriously hampered right from the start by two things. First, I don't know how to read Arabic, and second, the damn website barely works. No freaky for me.

But I'm not letting that stop me. I'm posting the link anyway, because Arabic text looks really cool.