(At the bus stop)

The Chicken: Dad?

Me: Yeah?

Chicken: What's your favorite car?

Me: 1974 series 3 Jaguar XKE convertible, red paint, cream interior.

Chicken: Oh. My favorite car is the slug bug.

Me: Yeah?

Chicken: Yeah. Can you still buy slug bugs?

Me: Yeah, they're a current car. But you and your cousins are the only ones who call it a slug bug.

Chicken: What does everyone else call it?

Me: Volkswagon Beetle.

Chicken: That's it's name?

Me: Yeah.

(pause)

Chicken: Dad?

Me: Yeah?

Chicken: What's your favorite car?

Me: I just told you. 1974 series 3 Jaguar XKE convertible, red paint, cream interior.

(pause)

Chicken: I have no idea what you're saying.