(Sister and I are talking, about what I forget.)

Me: You may be right.

Sister: Yeah.

Me: I may be crazy.

Sister: haha!

Me: But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for.

(pause)

Me: (singing) Turn out the light!

Sister: Oh no. No no no. No Mick Jagger today.

Me: That's you Billy Joel, you ass.

Sister: Same difference!

Me: Not even! They're nothing at all alike!

Sister: Pfft. Don't talk to me anymore.