Tag archives for ceiling fan

Monday, July 31, 2006

One of my least favorite things…

…about hot weather is those ceiling fans. Hey, don't get me wrong. The ceiling fans are the biggest arrow in our meager conditioned airless quiver, and I'm very grateful for them. The problem is that our ceilings aren't especially high, so there's always the chance that I'll forget about those rapidly spinning blades and change my shirt while standing beneath them.

Absentmindedly sticking my hand into those whirling blades is enough to make me piss myself in surprise.

Not that I've ever done that. I'm just sayin'.

Saturday, June 17, 2006

Ceiling fan

Ceiling fan-
we debate the nature
of clockwise

Tuesday, December 6, 2005

Ceiling fan

There's a ceiling fan in my office. It has four lights with glass shrouds that vaguely resemble tulips.

One of those lights is burnt out.

It's working at three-quarters of its potential. Which is a lot more than I can say about myself.