Apparently if you hold the "Scan" button on an HP ScanJet 5100c while you plug it in, it will use servo noise to play "Ode to Joy." Fun!
Tag archives for computer repair
Wednesday, November 14, 2007
Tuesday, November 6, 2007
But what can you do?
People are always saying to me "…if you don't mind." Just once I want to respond "I mind very much, but what else can I do?"
Yup, it's winter
It's that time of year I must wear an anti-static strap at work to keep from frying things. Calendar be damned, it's officially winter here.
Tuesday, October 2, 2007
Quote of the day
Quote of the day, from Goat: "It has an excessively long unit."
Tuesday, September 18, 2007
Today, she's my best friend
It's always a good day when people bribe me with liquor. Anyone for homemade wine?
Wednesday, September 12, 2007
If ever I meet…
If ever I meet the guy who designed Intel's OEM LGA775 heatsink clips, I'm going to punch him in the junk. Twice.
Tuesday, September 11, 2007
Red letter day
It's a red letter day! For the first time, a customer has me left notes inside their PC… actual Post-its stuck on the circuit boards
Friday, September 7, 2007
It's always fun
"We're beating professionals here." It's fun to drop sly masturbation references to a customer who suggests I pound on their computer.
Wednesday, September 5, 2007
It all balances out
Yesterday was… uh… a day. There was cool stuff and crap stuff. I'll leave it to you to sort which is which.
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The Chicken had his first day of 2nd grade. We were up out of bed early and off to the bus stop. Chicken was mostly excited about school, but I'm definitely not excited about getting up earlier again.
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A little over an hour later I was leaning against the car and having a cigarette before work. An old woman asked me for directions and I was so lost in thought I could not remember my own address, either street name or house number. She went on her way before I had a chance to forget in which city I live.
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About an hour after that I was at work when the hard drive in my workstation spun its last. Big pile of suck. There's nothing like a key piece of hardware breaking to stop you dead in your tracks. If only I knew someone who could fix it. Oh, wait… that's me. So, yeah. Spent most of the day getting my own workstation up and running again. The process will continue today.
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Did you know we have a rental property? Yup, I am an evil scum-sucking slumlord. I would not suck so much scum, nor would I do it so evilly, if our tenants weren't so goddamn frustrating. However, after yesterday my frustration is not quite so intense. Some loan officer of some sort called me at work for a reference. Apparently our tenants are trying to get credit for something or other. The woman on the phone wanted to know about their payment history. It was wonderfully and maliciously fun to be able to truthfully tell her that my tenants are not current on their rent and haven't paid anything on time for years.
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Lists are fun!
Yeah, so… little of this, little of that. I still haven't quite decided if yesterday was good, bad or "other."
Tuesday, July 17, 2007
Mm… pizza…
The surest path to fast, quality service is bribery. Mm… free pizza…