Bunny: Don't forget to swing through Dairy Queen on the way home.

Me: Yup. I didn't forget.

The Chicken: Can I get an Oreo blizzard?

Bunny: No, we're just getting cones.

Chicken: Can I get a brownie earthquake?

Bunny: Nope, just cones. Or a dish.

Chicken: I want a dish.

Bunny: Vanilla, chocolate or twist?

Chicken: Twist.

(pause)

Chicken: Can I get an Oreo earthquake twist?

Tuesday night, Dairy Queen drive-thru:

Sister: Grr! It's him!

Me: There he is. Spawn of the devil.

Sister: I'll give you all the money in my pockets right now if you gun it and run him down.

Me: So… like four bucks?

Sister: Wow, I have four bucks?

(she checks her pockets)

Me: Two video game tokens?

Sister: haha!

Me: Two video game tokens?! You tried to get me to commit vehicular manslaughter for two video game tokens?