Tag archives for Dateline
Friday, May 19, 2006
Breaking! Internet predator exposed!
Why hasn't anyone noticed this before? Every single time Dateline does an exposé on internet predators, Chris Hanson is always there!
I can see how the production meetings go.
Producer guy: We need to do another "14 year old girl catching pervs" story.
Chris Hanson (thinking): 14 year old girls? I'm there.
It's all so obvious now. Anytime there's a house with a 14 year old girl meeting older men for sex, Chris Hanson is there. And it's been right in front of us all along. I feel so used. I'm going to be sick.
I can't quite decide…
…if this is funny or not. I know it's disgusting, but I'm not sure about funny.
You know those Dateline exposés about internet predators? It seems like they've done three of those just this month. Anyway, the new one was in Ft. Meyers, Florida. In that jurisdiction, the trapsters apparently help to demonstrate intent by asking the perv to do or bring something specific.
One would-be teen porker was asked to walk into the house naked. The guy complied. But there's more. Walking into the house naked was something the trapster insisted the perv do in return for "her" performing some kind of sex act on a cat.
The MSNBC write-up isn't too specific, but they hint around that this girl-on-cat action somehow involves Cool Whip.
Like I said, I know it's nasty. But I can't decide if it's funny or not.