Bunny is at war with the cats. The cats, especially Bubbles, have this thing going where they like to bat around their water dish. Whenever Bunny fills the dish, the cats will promptly spill at least half of it all over the kitchen floor. Bunny's had it. She went with the nuclear option.

Have you seen anything about that Celebrity Big Brother racism thing? It's a big hullabaloo in countries where people actually watch the show, like the UK. There are lots of news stories about the controversy, including this one, with it's dumbest headline ever: Are reality TV shows manufactured to grab attention? Well, fucking duh, of course they are.

The second dumbest headline ever is over at ABC News: Some Say It's OK for Girls to Go Wild. I say, yes, it's ok for girls to go wild. In fact, I would strongly encourage it.

In 2002, IDF Sergeant Kevin Cohen was killed in the line of duty while in Gaza. His mother had his sperm extracted and frozen. After several years, she's finally won the right to have a volunteer woman inseminated with her dead son's frozen sperm. How creepy is that?

In Philadelphia, a criminal defense lawyer was caught naked with a 14 year-old girl. He was caught in the courthouse, by a Sheriff's deputy. There do not exist strong enough words to describe how fucked that guy is.