Tag archives for drugs
Wednesday, October 17, 2007
My day is now complete
I think that aging, airheaded coke whore was just hitting on me. My day is now complete.
Sunday, July 22, 2007
Apocalypto
I'm watching Apocalypto. I've never seen it. I want Mel Gibson's weed.
Friday, February 2, 2007
Photo Friday
Despite the name, this is not going to be any kind of regular feature. Unless I feel like it. I'm posting photos and it's Friday, therefore "Photo Friday." Also, I'm too lazy to think up a better title.
Remember those Apple ads with this girl?
I always thought she looked a little stoned. Apparently I'm not the only one. Images are hyperlinked to slightly larger, slightly clearer versions.
Monday, October 2, 2006
She's so busted
The Chicken: Dad?
Me: Yeah?
Chicken: Have you ever gone to that bar named "Pete's Place?"
Me: Once or twice.
Chicken: Did you ever see any drugs there?
Me: No.
Chicken: Mom says there are drugs there.
Me: I wouldn't really know. I never saw anything like that, but I've only been there once or twice. I never liked the atmosphere. It's not my kind of place.
Chicken: Mom says she never wanted to go in there until she found out there are drugs there.
Me: hahaha! I think you got that backwards, Chicken. Mom hasn't wanted to go there since she found out there are drugs there.
Chicken: Oh. Yeah, that's what I mean.
Sunday, February 20, 2005
Don't bogart that, Mr. President
ABC News today broke the story that President Bush admitted smoking marijuana, and admitted lying about it. And they have tapes to prove it.
Recorded over several conversations during the 2000 campaign, Bush also mocks former Vice-President Al Gore for admitting he smoked marijuana.
No word yet on when the cocaine- and methamphetamine-fueled frat party tapes will be released.
