[via chat]

The Bunny: I gotta go get my beverage.

Bunny: brb

Bunny: don't go anywhere

Me: k

[later]

Bunny: k

Bunny: I took care of a large BM too.

Bunny: Another is on the horizon

Me: Ok! I feel better just knowing that.

Bunny: Anything new and exciting… I mean other than my ballistic missile.

Me: Ballistic missile? Are you implying that a turd shot out of your ass on a column of flame?

Bunny: No… that was my clever attempt to be funny.

Bunny: Pathetic, I know.

Me: No, no… I'm very entertained by the thought of a turd shooting out of your ass on a column of flame.

Bunny: I can picture George Bush riding it with a lasso in his hand, saying ye-had, I'm a patriot!

Bunny: That was Yee-hah

Me: Ye-had = yee-haw + jihad.

Bunny: Freudian slip perhaps?

Bunny: It was purely accidental.

Me: I think. And I like it!