There's an old movie theater half way between my office and my house. Sometimes when I'm walking home from work I'll cut through the alley behind this theater to save my myself a minute of foot time and a little shoe leather.

On the theater's back wall is a bit of graffiti I've seen so often I don't even notice it anymore. The other day I considered it just might be entertaining enough to share. So because I'm always thinking about you, I took a picture.

 
Yup, "Whitsnake."

Given that the height of Whitesnake's popularity was when I was in high school, I probably know the vandal who wrote that. When I think back and ask myself "Who was so into Whitesnake he'd graffiti it, but so dumb he'd misspell it?" I come up with a short list of likely candidates.

I'll bet it was that pale blond guy with the snaggletooth and the leather jacket who was always hanging around with Donny C.